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The Trump T-Shirt No One Needs


IT’S ALL VERY EXCITING. OUR PRESIDENT IS MAKING SOME FRENEMIES THIS SUMMER. AT THE WHITE HOUSE, TRUMP HOSTED THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA, JUSTIN TRUDEAU WITH WHOM HE’S HAD A CONTENTIOUS RELATIONSHIP. YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A HOT HEAD PRESIDENT WHEN YOU HAVE TO DEFUSE TENSIONS WITH CANADA. TRUMP HASN’T THREATENED TO BUILD A WALL ON THE NORTHERN BORDER, SO. THE PRESIDENT IS HAVING A BIGLY WEEK. HE LAUNCHED HIS REELECTION CAMPAIGN AND WAS ON THE COVER OF “TIME” MAGAZINE AND LOOKS LIKE DESK SALESMAN OF THE MONTH. HOW IS THIS A WAY TO POSITION YOUR BODY. IN THE INTERVIEW, HE SAYS MY WHOLE LIFE IS A BET. AND RIGHT NOW, THE WHITE HOUSE IS RUNNING ABOUT AS SMOOTHLY AS ONE OF HIS BANKRUPT CASINOS. HE CHATTED WITH TIME FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. HE MADE THE CLAIM NOBODY IN HISTORY HAS BEEN TREATED AS UNFAIRLY AS HE HAS. HE’S DONE MORE IN TWO AND A HALF YEARS THAN ANY PRESIDENT EVER. HE HAD SOMEONE BRING HIM A LIST OF HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS, 72 BULLETED, FROM ONE WINNING THE ELECTION TO SAVE A TURKEY’S LIFE DURING THANKSGIVING. HE ORDERED COKE BY PUSHING A BUTTON. HE HAS A RED BUTTON. IT’S NEXT TO THE FAUCET THAT DISPENSES RANCH DRESSING INTO HIS MOUTH. HE WAS ON FOX NEWS LAST NIGHT BEING LATHERED WITH LOVE BY SEAN HANNITY.>>IT WAS LIKE BEING AT A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME WHERE THE SCORE WAS TIED. GOING INTO THE LAST MINUTE. IT WAS, THE ENTIRE RALLY. IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE SCENE. AND OUTSIDE, THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. AND, I MEAN, WE WERE ASKING PEOPLE NOT TO SHOW UP. WE WERE SAYING PLEASE DON’T COME, LETTING THE WORD OUT, BECAUSE WE HAD 121,000 PEOPLE.>>BY THE WAY, WE SEARCHED EVE EVERYWHERE TODAY FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT THEY ASKED NO ONE TO COME. THEY SAID THEY’D HAVE FOOD TRUCKS AND BIG SCREEN TVs OUTSIDE THE ARENA. THE CITY OFFICIALS IN ORLANDO ESTIMATED THE CROWD AT 19,792. SO HE’S ONLY OFF BY ABOUT 100,000 PEOPLE. THIS IS ANOTHER INTERESTING McNUGGET. TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN TEAM HAS COME UP WITH A DIABOLICAL WAY TO MAKE MONEY. EVERY TIME THE PRESIDENT SAYS OR TWEETS SOMETHING CRAZY, IT CAUSES A SURGE IN ONLINE ACTIVITY, BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID. SO WHENEVER THAT HAPPENS, THE CAMPAIGN FLOODS THE WEB WITH ADS, RIGHT AT THOSE MOMENTS TO ENCOURAGE HIS SUPPORTERS TO BUY MAGA MERCHANDISE. BASICALLY, THEY’VE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO MONETIZE STUPID, WHICH IS KIND OF SMART, REALLY, [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BUT HE’S BEEN RAKING IT IN. THEY MADE ALMOST $25 MILLION THE DAY AFTER HIS PEP RALLY. THERE’S PLENTY OF NEW MERCHANDISE, INCLUDING THIS INCREDIBLE PIECE OF SHIRT. THIS IS NOT THE COVER OF A KID ROCK ALBUM. THAT IS OUR PRESIDENT. LET’S PUT THAT UP ON THE WALL SO WE CAN TAKE IT IN. LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WE HAVE OVER HERE, BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING SPECIAL. THIS IS, YOU CAN SEE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES PERCHED ATOP A RUN AWAY TRAIN, WEARING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING BELT. WITH MACHINE GUN BANDOLEERS ACROSS HIS CHEST. THERE’S A LARGE UNEXPLAINED EXPLOSION BEHIND HIM TO SYMBOLIZE AMERICA. UP THERE YOU SEE A HELICOPTER. SEEMS TO BE FIRING MISSILES AT A BALD EAGLE. THE BALD EAGLE’S ALSO CARRYING A WEAPON OF SOME KIND, AS EAGLES DO. AND DOWN HERE, THERE’S A LITTLE BLUE BIRD JUST KIND OF HANGIN’ OUT. I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S FOR TWITTER OR HE’S PLANNING TO DEEP FRY IT AND EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST. THERE’S THE BIRD. AND UP HERE THERE’S A FLYING SAUCER, A UFO WHICH MEANS WE NEED TO SEND IN THE SPACE FORCE. AND OBVIOUSLY, THIS SHIRT IS AVAILABLE IN TANK TOP, TOO.

100 Replies to “The Trump T-Shirt No One Needs”

  • I want that shirt so I can wear it when he wins the 2020 election. Let's also not forget this great guy Jimmy was a host on the man show.

  • No, the little blue bird is Bernie watching the trump train right before it crashes, cause chump trump's goin off the rails on a crazy train!

  • 3:38 That's actually a poster for Back to the Future IV. And that's not Trump, it's Biff Tannen (he becomes president in this one).

  • Did you lose a child, Kim?
    hm.

    Anyway, it's no oddity that you and Kim jun ung start out with the same name

  • That T shirt is so apt. A wrestling belt , symbolising a world that all right minded people know to be trashy and fake, yet still thousands insist it's real, and the track is just about to run out. This must symbolise that he cannot outrun the ruination that's exploding in the background !
    I expect whoever designed it said to himself, "let's see how infantile, inane, over the top and ridiculous we can make it before he says no" – and of course, he never did.

  • ATTENTION Trumpster Shoppers:

    Special order MAGA hats NOW COME WITH

    C H I N S T R A P S !

    YES! Finally! What you’ve been waiting for!

    You criedWE LISTENED!

    Never again lose your lid when chanting Trump slogans or convulsive nodding while watching Fox News! Every obese slippery bald head will appreciate a chin strap! These cleverly designed MAGA beanies even feature a hidden pouch to stash your Meth! Stay pumped! Stay angry! Stay Stupid! This is for America!

    Just post here:

    Your FULL Name,

    Credit card number,

    Expiry date, and

    Choose your favorite hat color (as long as it’s red)!

    Stand out in the crowd at Trump rallies! Get yourself noticed by rally officials to win honored seating behind Great Leader! Later watch yourself on TV! Simply get family members, friends, co-workers (and your boss) to record the spectacle! A promotion, a raise, a pink-slip – anything is possible! You’ll never be sorry!

    If you act now, buy 1 and get 1 free! Sweet bloody Jesus, who can pass that up?

    Answer a SKILL TESTING QUESTION and we'll even throw in a Vinyl-covered BIBLE!

    Products Made in Mexico.

  • Is this guy supposed to be funny.?? But what is there to be expected for a guy that works for the Swamp creatures the Zionist Jews that are slowly going down the drain, and fading away. Very strange,? I'm not laughing, and this guy is getting Paid?

  • MAGA is just a $$ profit $$ making scam. I see people of all race and gender selling a product that's Made in CHINA to HYPOCRITES . It's a meaningless and pointless Phrase.

  • You know that's missing in that picture is the train crashing into a brick wall and a crown on his head. The train painted as the old USSR. The explosion is that representing a country?

  • Folks, Benedict Arnold, in 2017, signed for extension of the Keystone XL pipeline from Canada through Texas, North Dakota, Montana, Missouri, and Illinois at a cost of $13 million per mile. The Neocon Republicans countermanded President Obama's rejection. Pres. Obama didn't want it to spoil our natural resources and felt it was unnecessary due to the fact this Nation is solvent in oil and gas production. The pipeline failed to comply with Federal environmental regulations. It is the filthiest crude oil and it's piped through forests, streams, etc. Now you know why Trudeau is in Washington. Maybe production isn't meeting their expectations. Canada may yet see a Trump Tower in Alberta.

  • Our POTUS has a faulty record. Repeated poor judgment. Repeated faulty strategic decision making. Repeated increases in the National debt. Repeated obstruction of the laws of the Constitution. Cowtowing to Foreign Dictators. If Benedict Arnold was a 'general' in the American Revolution, we would have lost the war.

  • Honestly, trumps gotta be doing something right if he's offending and triggering so many people from the left side. I myself am Canadian and voted for Trudeau in the past election. Trudeau is too scared to say anything potentially "risky". I kind of like how trump just doesn't care and I can see how that would be appealing to a lot of people. You have to always remember, just because trump says something completely wrong in your eyes, doesn't mean it's wrong to someone else's eyes. Even if trumps approval rating is 30 percent. THATS STILL 3 OUT OF 10 AMERICANS.

  • Amazing. I thought Jimmy Kimmel was a comedian. Ignorance, Arrogance and Defamation isn't funny…. One President that isn't a self serving Establishment swamp slithering stooge… I wonder if Mr. Kimmel or any of those in his audience have ever bothered to read the Constitution or research anything of factually correct specificity? Sad really…

  • He is speeding off the rails in a massive train wreck…… yep, that about describes his presidency thus far!!!!

  • I mean there's a similar shirt with Obama, although I'm not sure if it was made for his reelection

  • On the tee shirt, did anyone notice it's the end of the line? The tracks actually run out a few feet in front of the wheels.
    The Trump Train is literally going off the tracks.
    Must be another writer's strike?

  • Congrats to Jimmy for promoting the hell out of that awesome shirt, I just ordered 2, kimmels a fucken idiot, free publicity for trump and the designer of that shirt.

  • I just can't believe that after all the bull with the Mueller Report, that he committed obstruction of justice amongst other things, he still has thousands of followers. What has our America become? This is the terrible it's the end of US!

  • Jimmy does your weird kid still have that deformed heart?? I can’t wait till all the kids at school start calling him freak…😂😂😂

  • Thank you for advertising Trump's T-Shirt. Because of this I went and bought one. You liberals never learn. Trump uses your platform tl make money. You did not learn anything from 2016.

  • Jimmy . Do drop the interview with the dear GW Bush who is the AGE is a dagger. The Rulers are slaughterers….

  • Make America Pay More …….just a suggestion for Don's new hat( gotta be yellow ) . With a lower caption " play Mar-a largo " $$$.
    Mars is part of the moon you know …lol

  • Look at that Time magazine cover at 00:40!! Who else here thinks the photographer burst out laughing as soon as he left the WH? Look at those effing Thunder Thighs that we all know lead to tRump's immense and massive Rump!
    Note to Time magazine: STOP feeding the Pumpkin Hitler's ego — just feed him hamburgers ('hamberders') until he chokes.

  • You know he may be goofy at times with what he says but he has always proven himself. As well as he has always proven YOU wrong . Ok I’ll let you attempt to come back with a joke ATTEMPT away woman hater . Hey wait that means oh ok . That’s fine don’t be afraid .

  • That shirt pretty accurately depicts the shitshow that Trump has created over the past three years. You've got the Trump Train derailing, America exploding, a peace Dove staring at the atrocity with utter bewilderment and despair, and a UFO blazing by Earth because they want nothing to do with us.

  • There's probably an algorithm for Trump's crowd size lies: c = a x 6. Or times a million. Depends on the day.

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