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The Late NightCap: Rudy Giuliani’s Phone Is Filled with Condemning Evidence


♪♪ -You know that classic
conundrum? What do you get for Elton John
on his birthday? -Yeah.
-You’ve been there. Everyone’s been there. We’re old broads.
We’re like — Bam! -He’s like, “Are you still
playing that Fender?” And I’m like, “Dude, I’m giving
birth, like, right now!” -[ Inhales raspily ] It’s coming! -He invited me to a strip club
in Atlanta. All of the strippers are in
their 60s and 70s. Not like they’re ex-dancer. This is like your grandmother…
-[ Ews ] -…going out there and just
pulling her top down and going… -So I went with my bag of wigs and costumes and
everything, and this — -So you would travel with your
own wigs. Yeah. Okay. -[ Laughs ] ‘Cause you just kind of blew by
like, “You know, I have my bag of wigs
and…” How’d you come up with
Markiplier? -Oh, the story’s so stupid. I wanted to originally do sketch
comedy videos where I play all the characters, so I wanted to “multiply”
myself… -Oh, wow.
-My name’s Mark. -Yeah, that is stupid.
-Yeah, yeah, it’s really stupid. But it’s proof that you don’t
need a good name to be successful.
-You know what, tell me about it. I don’t think
when people heard Seth Meyers they were like, “That is showbiz
magic.” [ Cheers and applause ] Rich people with zero exception
know what they’re doing. That’s why they always do smart,
sane things like leaving all their money to
their cats or going on a podcast and
smoking weed like Elon Musk. [ Strained ] Welcome to the
board meeting. First order of business —
We’re gonna build a rocket… …to White Castle. Rudy Giuliani has done multiple
interviews where he actually showed off his
communications with Trump officials on his
phone and his iPad on national television. You know you’re a bad criminal when you keep the evidence
against you on multiple devices. I’d love to see the storage
chart on his phone. [ Laughter ] When you were growing up, were
you on the Internet a lot? -Uh… [ Laughs ]
-[ Laughs ] What was your chat room life
like? -Oh, you know, just trying to —
you know, practicing flirting, either with girls or people who
I thought were girls. -Yeah. Do you feel like you picked up
some skills? -Uh…yeah, pal. I know how to talk to the
ladies. ASL, babe. -You got two little ones now.
-Yeah. I was never dropped off as a
kid. I was basically —
My parents told me, “Just walk down the sidewalk, and once you see kids that are
your height, start playing with them.” -So much decadence to the point
where I woke up this morning, and I didn’t have a voice,
which initially I was quite panicked about, and then sort of got to thinking
that maybe I sounded a little bit like Jason Statham,
which it could be quite cool. -Oh, very nice. Yeah.
-Does this guy walk around with a camera just right in
front of us? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He’s a crime scene photographer. [ Laughter ] We’ve definitely murdered this
segment. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

18 Replies to “The Late NightCap: Rudy Giuliani’s Phone Is Filled with Condemning Evidence”

  • I don't think he actually watched the Elon podcast because Elon said he did not like marijuana and was asked by the host to see if he still does't like it so he took one in hale and gave it back saying he still does not like it.

  • Jean Smart has experienced the Clairmont in Atlanta lmao. I'm about to go strip there too, with my old 42 year old Azz. Sick of this corporate ish. All the stars go to the Clairmont.

  • Can you think of an Asian country where Asians are predicted to become a minority in the near future? Probably not.
    Can you think of an African country where Blacks are predicted to become a minority in the near future? I didn't think so.

    Can you think of a White country where Whites are NOT predicted to become a minority in the near future? Did you ever wonder why?

    The reason is that there is a program of genocide going on in EVERY White country and ONLY in White countries.

    "Diversity" and "multiculturalism" are just codewords for White genocide.

    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  • Hey Seth.

    if you talk about the situation that started today in Iran, it would be helpful.

    We need support from all over the world to change this regime.

    Right now, the people die in the Streets, Government has shutdown the Internet, so they have no opportunity to share situation with the world.

    *one step forward (alone) is nothing, But if the World takes a step forward, it can change everything.

    Best regards.

    Iran

  • The funny thing is..if they had just left TRUMP alone, he Might not have

    Been reelected. But The Schiff Show has shown everybody what they really are made of

    and are losing voters everyday. and as a Trumptard would say….. Enjoy the Show…🍿

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