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November 21, 2019
Anything Indian people can do I can’t do I’m always impressed whenever you do something intelligent like computers. I’m shit on a computer I’m not good… Are you good on a computer, Edward? You’re Chinese, you better be going computer Read more…
November 17, 2019
♪♪ -You know that classic conundrum? What do you get for Elton John on his birthday? -Yeah. -You’ve been there. Everyone’s been there. We’re old broads. We’re like — Bam! -He’s like, “Are you still playing that Fender?” And I’m Read more…
November 2, 2019
>>Russell Peters: Everybody’s cheap. Where the Jews at, Jews in the house? [Audience Cheering] Alright Arabs, the Jews are in here. Go talk to them. [Applause and Laughter] You’ve got some hugging to do! [Laughter] [Russell laughs] Jews, I don’t Read more…
September 29, 2019
– You know what else pissed me off today? – What? – Tried using my cell phone. – Having trouble? – Just like the stinking commercials. Can you hear me now? How bout now? Now? Now? Now? Now? (Audience laughs) Read more…
August 27, 2019
>>Russell Peters: You’ll notice when you’re walking around any major city now, uhm, and I notice this here even, in England, which is ironic, that you find less and less people speaking English, nowadays. Like, even in America, I walk Read more…
August 24, 2019
Welcome to another show of EGN. Eddie Griffin News. Giving it to you straight, no chaser, coming from the hip. Check this out. We lost a giant amongst the men. Nelson Mandela. He was a mans man. The brother did Read more…
August 18, 2019
Now, I went out with someone at uni where the break-up was embarrassing, to say the least. I went to a posh uni. I don’t know if you know, Edinburgh Uni is like Hogwarts. So it was important to me Read more…
August 8, 2019
About a year ago, I had to go to Italy for work. And before you think, “Oh, what’s that guy complaining about his job for?” I should tell you that I went to Vicenza, Italy. Vicenza is really the Scranton Read more…
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