Dirty Signs – Twat Waffle
November 17, 2019
Hey everyone, Dirty Signs With Kristin!
My awesome phrase for you today is requested by YouTube user “Itouchmyself.” We’re gonna learn
how to say “twat waffle.” This should totally be used in everyday
sentences. So, we’re gonna start off with “twat.” Uh, you can either sign the word “pussy,” which is
you’re gonna make a diamond handshape, kind of pointed down, with all your fingers out. Or you can fingerspell [T W – A – T] to let them know exactly what you’re
trying to say. And then the word for “waffle.” What you’re
gonna do is put one hand out, the other hand’s gonna make a W handshape, it’s gonna start at the bottom and then scoop over
kind of like you’re flipping a pancake. Which is actually really similar to the sign for
“pancake,” but there’s a W, so it’s “waffle!” So we’re gonna put it all together and say, [PUSSY – WAFFLE] Hooray! [CLAPPING] Thanks for watching!
Jesus, you are amazingly cute. Let's do dinner. Ya like Italian?
@rosydonut its "TWOT" in America, and "TWAT" in England. I'm American, so I say it like twot without thinking about it, but I find twAt way funnier spoken by a brit.
Holy shit. My new favourite channel.
Reddit sent me and i'm not dissapointed.
STOP SAYING TWOT!
@faris0o0 Noooooooooooooo!
hooray pussy waffle! =D
It's Tw"aa"t dear, not Twot.
this is awesome 🙂 you should learn people how to say nazi seaturtle! seriously!
LESLIE KNOPE
i'm starting to think you'd be an absolute riot in the sack….
marry me!
***[email protected] waffle
i love how professional she is during all this
english people say twat better
she is so nice.
Why does this channel exist! Me gusta.
THANK YOU REDDIT!
Stand down, Justin Fletcher.
@thfemale Glasses off. I personally never liked your frames.
Candy counter girl! Nice job. Sincerely, information desk guy.
This is the second and only twat related video I've seen that's come out of North America, and in both the word "Twat" is pronounced "Twot". IT'S NOT TWOT!! SAY IT RIGHT!!!
@ratedgforgraeme Infodesk dude?!? Holy crap, that's amazing! It's been, what, almost 6 years since I worked there? Good memory! (Also, I apparently love exclamation points.)
@snakevids That's correct! I'm signing in American Sign Language (ASL), and every country has its own sign language, i.e. BSL in Britain and Auslan in Australia. That's okay if you don't know these things. Everyone has to start somewhere, and I'm glad you're at least asking questions. Hope I helped! 🙂
@ilobdell Awww…. 🙁 And I just bought these a couple of months ago. I appreciate your honesty, though, so thanks.
Thanks so much for your videos.
For anyone who works with or around the deaf or hearing impaired these tutorials are truly invaluable.
how do you say it so blind people can hear it?
Pretty sure this is the best channel on youtube.
@mutatedchicken Just kick them in the nuts and run away. They'll get it.
@ecod7r like go on youtube and watch other ppl's videos. yup.
HOORAY!!!!
I have the wierdest boner right now.
so yeah this is the first thing i ever learned in asl this information will go far (evil laugh)
HOORAY!- Subscribed.
You should do, "Fuck off, shit head!"
twot?
As the son of a deaf pastor, thank you for filling in the vocabulary i was never taught as a child.
LOL!! i just saw this on reddit… FUNNY AS HELL XD
hooray!
One thing's for sure, you won't learn this in school.
@MegaEpictroll yah, he was a bad seed. the rest of us are pretty cool.
@HumbleTurtle007 just embarrasing us all aren't ya
"she is gagging for it, absolutely frothing at the gash" Cheers 🙂
MEME MEME.com
This is amazing
"shit on me and call me a sundae" Keep em coming.
time to use this in a sentence
a whole new world has now opened for me, thank you.
Entertaining, yet informative! WIN!
whats your goal with all these vids?? i might be missing the point
im in love.
the "hooray" is always the best part. followed closely by whatever phrase she's teaching.
she's the secret sister of tina fey and amy poehler! O.O
@BewilderedLemon Go to Forvo dott comm and type in twat and you will see that most of the people pronounce it twot.
@BewilderedLemon You are ill-informed. Go to Merriam-Webster website and you will see that they also say the correct pronunciation is twät (twot). Click the little play button and you will hear the correct pronunciation.
I have a request: "I'm farting your general direction! Your mother was a hamster!"
@thfemale But in Australia it would be a pussy…?
This is great , I love the hooray 😀 im 38 and found myself watching this for some reason, none of that is relevant but the person posting this is very cute and most importantly dirty… so…
How would I sign "A fanny like a melted welly" ?
Hurray! I think you & your videos are great, love the ticktacktoe-tattoo,
Maybe a game if your around Philly? [email protected] Winslow.
You R the Coolest
You look like a female Radar O'Reilly.
4077 represent!
ASL is a language, not an Art
i saw you on Tosh.0!!! haha shit was dope!! i was like HEY! im subscribed to her!! lol
LOL. Great stuff!
Hooray. You're welcome!
Just to wade into the pronunciation debate, I'm pretty sure it's a really English word and I'm also pretty sure it's said with a short 'a'
Why do I need to spell specific swears like twat? Why don't the deaf have very specific swears like us speakin' folk?
I have news for you.
The word "Twat" is pronounced "Tw-at" not "T-what".
I'm in love
My boyfriend is deaf and he said this is not right
You've never heard of that? Personally I like to put powdered sugar and maple syrup on em. Hooray!
uhhh wtf does that mean and whats twat?????????????? i think i know what it mean but im not for sure -_-
you are awesome lol.
wish my wife was so much fun : /
Deaf people all over the world are going to feel youtubes wraith now. Kudos to you.
"Hooray!"
Hey girl. It called sexual harassment for deaf people if you use sign to them since you are hearing. You have no right use those from us
Why do Limeys always act like fascist pronunciation cops and then anglicize foreign words?
You need some serious help there
lemme put my syrup on that waffle
You're so adorable, Kristin ^_^
marry me
I'm in an ASL 1 class at the moment. I find this both helpful and humorous, =P
I've always said it with the pancake sign! thanks for the lesson and btw you are cute!
hooray ! subbed.
Something wrong with her mental. She should be place in mental
Institution !
Hooray! 😛
LMAO!
Can you please do one for 'cock womble' 🙂 <3
How did I go through life without knowing this! Thank you! lol
Kristin, I love you!
Hi Kristin !
I'm Thomas. I'm from germany. I'm enjoying your channel very much. I'm learning ASL. Thank you very much for your videos. I love you.
LMFAOOOOOOO
You make me laugh! HOORAY!
It's pronounced "tw-a-t" not "tw-o-t", the word "Twat" is an English word not an American word, it is pronounced "tw-a-t".
Just wondering . . . where's your SHAME ? ? ?
I love you!
If you're reading this have a GREAT day!
You are an absolutely delightful person. No sarcasm. These videos just made my morning. 🙂
The only thing I know how to sign is "my fish blew up in your forest today."
Will you marry me?
I only watch these for the "hoo-rayyy" parts 🙂